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Everything I Need to Know, I Learned from Noah’s Ark

Noah's Ark DecalTwo by Two: A Pair of 10 Lessons from Noah’s Ark

(compiled from anonymous authors, found in postings on the internet)

Noah’s Ark Teaches Us

  1. Don’t miss the boat.
  2. Remember that we are all in the same boat.
  3. Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the Ark.
  4. Stay fit. When you’re 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.
  5. Always live a righteous life. Even if you are the only one; it will be noticed.
  6. Don’t listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.
  7. When the doo-doo gets really deep, don’t sit there and complain — shovel!
  8. Build your future on high ground.
  9. For safety’s sake, travel in pairs.
  10. If you have to start over, it’s good to have a friend by your side.

Noah’s Ark Also Teaches Us

  1. Listen to what God tells you. Your life might depend on it.
  2. Two heads are better than one.
  3. Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.
  4. Speed isn’t always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.
  5. When you’re stressed, float a while.
  6. Finish what you start.
  7. Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.
  8. Don’t forget that we’re all in the same boat.
  9. No matter how bleak it looks, when you are with the Holy One, there’s always a rainbow waiting.
  10. When the Holy One has brought you safely through the storm, don’t forget to praise and thank God.

What else do you learn from Noah’s Ark?

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